No, wait, that's how a moldy cow is like a pool table.
Let's try again: A blog is like a magazine: each of my blogs has a focus of one sort or another. While I'm sure you love this blog, why not check out these other things I write?
Click the title to go to the blog:
Make Life More Interesting: How do you think the lions? You look at life the way I do. Here on my flagship blog you'll find stories about me, and about my family, including my five kids and my patient and only-a-little-crazy wife, Sweetie. You'll find Cool Stuff I Never Learned In School, peek behind the scenes at my job in I Get Paid For This, see 1001 Ways To Tune Up The World, learn what The Great Ranking Of Problems is, and more. Lots more. Hilarious stuff, if I do say so myself. And I do.
A blog is like a magazine, in that if either of them fell out of a tree and onto you, it would kill you.
No, wait, that's how a moldy cow is like a pool table.
Let's try again: A blog is like a magazine: each of my blogs has a focus of one sort or another. While I'm sure you love this blog, why not check out these other things I write?
Click the title to go to the blog:
So Thinking The Lions is a blog about me, but not in the boring way that most blogs are about most people. You'll get stories hilarious stories about my life and raising my kids and how my wife suspects that I would let a crocodile babysit my twins, you'll get insights into my job (or what it is I'm supposed to be doing when I'm doing the things I'm doing) you'll get photo essays and "Cool Stuff I Never Learned In School" and awesome things like the time I mummified a Twinkie and then ate it. That was great...
A blog is like a magazine, in that if either of them fell out of a tree and onto you, it would kill you.
No, wait, that's how a moldy cow is like a pool table.
Let's try again: A blog is like a magazine: each of my blogs has a focus of one sort or another. While I'm sure you love this blog, why not check out these other things I write?
Click the title to go to the blog:
a place for short stories
Stories that are exactly 250 words long. Short stories with long titles. Pumblechook & Wopsle's Otherworldly Adventures. And other short stories. Submissions accepted, and an anthology of short stories may be published eventually!
A place to talk about culture... such as it is.
Essays on science, pop culture, movies, tv shows, books, and... things? What I think about things that exist, written in an entertaining and provocative (if somewhat scattershot)manner.
In
the future, everyone will listen to their octopus, and the fate of the
73 dimensions will rest on the slim, sexy shoulders of Rachel -- a woman
who woke up one day to realize that she didn't know who or what she
was, so she headed south until she fell in love, and that began her
journey through Hell and back, literally, as she fends of amorous
Valkyries who worship her like a goddess, travels to limbo, gets
kidnapped by little blue men, and deals with having a left hand that is
pure evil. It's an erotic horror sci-fi serialized drama that's like
nothing you ever read, and better than pretty much everything you've
ever read.
A steampunk retelling of The Odyssey.
If you have a family, or spend money, this blog might interest you. See, during my day
job, I'm a lawyer practicing family and consumer law. So here you'll
get authoritative news and information about updates in those areas, and
thoughtful studies of cases affecting you.
